hi, the name's alice! i'm a software developer and it architect with a specialty in cybersecurity. my past work includes:
cloud storage software
a degree planning tool
a music streaming social platform
to learn more, find my cv here. if you want to reach out, use this form to get my contact info. i share few contact methods publicly because the internet, sadly, has been terrible at spam management lately.
oh yeah, i also post fandom-related content, including:
secrets for club penguin private servers
musings on the latest touhou lore
advocacy for derivative works
if this seems unprofessional to you, you should probably look elsewhere for talent.
the world's burning all around us; let us be ourselves while we still have the chance.
if you're a fellow misfit who is cringe and free despite everything, thank you and chuuni rights
this is a comprehensive cv of (almost) everything i know and have ever done. that being said, somthing this dense will inevitably be difficult to navigate. the alternative would be to structure this more as a resume, but i have a
number of objections to that. since resumes are:
limited in what they cover, they often have to be specifically tailored for every recipient, making them exhausting to create
a dime a dozen, they need to resort to buzzwords or specific phrasing to pass the applicant tracking system vibe check, making them uselsss as an actual gauge of experience
this about page is my attempt to present a cv in a more digestible format, if you're trying to look into my qualifications for anything.
note: this is a work in progress!
if you're looking for something specific, narrow down what you're looking for by header, and if you can't find it, it probably isn't there. if you need more specific information about what's here, contact me.